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...A great story and the
perfect excuse to kill off a lead character eight times in as
many chapters!...
There’s a street in Edinburgh called the Street of
Sorrows. It used to be called Mary King’s Close but in 1561 it was boarded up
and buried. Now, it’s a tourist attraction deep beneath the seething streets of
this bustling capital. Organised ghost tours shepherd sightseers in and out of
its timber doorframes; each tourist hopes to catch a glimpse of something
paranormal. But few do. It will take an extra special visitor to drag the
street’s only ghost from her hiding place. Muireall hates being dead. She hates moping around in the
dark, trying not to earwig people’s private conversations. But more than that,
she hates cats. When she was alive, during the reign of Mary Tudor, cats were
treated with deep suspicion. They were creatures of the night, friends to
witches and warlocks, useful for catching rats, but dangerous in the wrong
hands. And that’s why, when one makes a bed in her simple shrine, in what used
to be a backroom of the Severed Arms Pub, she has to evict it! Her spirit takes on its earthly form. With her mind focused
on the cat, she pictures the close, as she knew it centuries ago, full of the
sights and sounds of medieval Edinburgh. And in a flash, the cat is gone. It
hardly has time to catch its breath before it lands at the feet of a young
page, newly arrived in the city from London. His name is Kindred Ward, he’s
cold and hungry and now he has a cat to care for! Kindred celebrated his fourteenth birthday yesterday, on a
boat anchored in the Firth of Forth - he is desperate to prove himself. The
cat, Farraday, celebrated his sixth birthday a week ago with a bowl of Whiskas
Select and a fresh litter tray - he is desperate to get back home. But their
fates are tied together by a magic born of tremendous suffering and neither
will have their way. Destined for some higher purpose, they stumble down the
Royal Mile, the main artery of ancient Edinburgh, skirting danger at the mouth
of every junction, so that by the end of the first chapter, they’ve met half
the thieves and murderers in town. They can see why the city is known locally
as Auld Reekie, as the sights and smells that have already assaulted their
senses have left them shaken and disturbed. Soon, they’ve paid the ultimate
price for their childish naivety, allowing themselves to be strung up in their
own flat by a city-paid official. Looking, to all the world, like a sad and
sorry match for the town’s cutthroat traditions, they await their terrible
fate. But the next chapter sees their fortunes suddenly improve.
The two make an incredible escape and from then on, pledge to overcome whatever
the world throws at them, together. Each subsequent chapter ends with them
apparently coming to a sticky end, but begins with them making yet another
miraculous getaway. Eight chapters, eight chances and eight lives later, they
are living on their wits. They have run out of options and must figure out what
mystical power is shaping their future, before it is too late. Just in time, they stumble across a young girl fighting to
enter a blockaded street. Her parents are trapped inside, left to die on the
wrong side of a split-wood door marked with a red cross. Supposedly, their
neighbours have the plague and for this reason and this reason alone, they have
both been sentenced to death. The whole of Mary King’s Close will remain under
lock and key until the Provost agrees to lift the Quarantine Order in place
over it. It is 19th March, 1561, a date that will eventually be engraved on
Muireall’s own tombstone. The stakes can’t get any higher… Kindred and Farraday waste no time rescuing the
unfortunate occupants of the close who have, in fact, been drugged. But the
evil lord provost, Lucius Braxfield, who is behind all this mischief, manages
to elude them. Chased to the edge of the city by the respected Town Guard’s
Regiment, he escapes towards Stirling. In a valley somewhere north of
Linlithgow, he finally meets his bloody end at the hands of a long-forgotten
adversary.
At
last, Farraday is released from the spell that’s held him captive in ancient
Edinburgh for almost a year. He hears again the whispering of voices on a
clichéd ghost tour, shuffling around Mary King’s Close. But to everyone’s
surprise, he chooses to stay with his new friends, in the middle of the Middle
Ages, rather than return to the hustle and bustle of the twenty-first century.
Kindred’s future in Auld Reekie also seems settled, as he’s finally accepted
into the city’s Great Guild of Master Blacksmiths. He, like Farraday, has found
a prosperous and exciting new life for himself in the magical capital of old
Scotland, and he’s not about to give that up, not for anything…
a street in Edinburgh called the Street of Sorrows. It used to be called Mary King’s Close but in 1561 it was boarded up and buried. Now, it’s a tourist attraction deep beneath the seething streets of this bustling capital. Organised ghost tours shepherd sightseers in and out of its timber doorframes; each tourist hopes to catch a glimpse of something paranormal. But few do. It will take an extra special visitor to drag the street’s only ghost from her hiding place. ...There's a street in Edinburgh called
the Street of Sorrows; a street buried beneath the modern city, that's
home to an unhappy ghost. Muireall hates
being dead, but more than that, she
hates cats! Which is why, when one makes a bed in her simple
shrine, she is so determined to evict it...
Muireall hates being dead. She hates moping around in the dark, trying not to earwig people’s private conversations. But more than that, she hates cats. When she was alive, during the reign of Mary Tudor, cats were treated with deep suspicion. They were creatures of the night, friends to witches and warlocks, useful for catching rats, but dangerous in the wrong hands. And that’s why, when one makes a bed in her simple shrine, in what used to be a backroom of the Severed Arms Pub, she has to evict it! Her spirit takes on its earthly form. With her mind focused on the cat, she pictures the close, as she knew it centuries ago, full of the sights and sounds of medieval Edinburgh. And in a flash, the cat is gone. It hardly has time to catch its breath before it lands at the feet of a young page, newly arrived in the city from London. His name is Kindred Ward. He’s cold and hungry. And now he has a cat to care for. Kindred celebrated his fourteenth birthday yesterday, on a boat anchored in the Firth of Forth. He is desperate to prove himself. The cat, Farraday, celebrated his sixth birthday a week ago with a bowl of Whiskas Select and a fresh litter tray. He is desperate to get back home. But their fates are tied together by a magic born of tremendous suffering. Neither will have their way. Destined for some higher purpose, they stumble down the Royal Mile, the main artery of Auld Reekie. They skirt danger at the mouth of every junction, yard and alley. By the end of the first chapter, they’ve met half the thieves and murderers in town. Strung up in their own flat by a city-paid official, they look like a sorry match for its cutthroat streets. But the next chapter sees their fortunes improve. The two make an incredible escape. A pattern emerges. Each subsequent chapter ends with them apparently coming to a very sticky end. And begins with them making another miraculous getaway. Eight chapters, eight chances and eight lives later, they are surviving on their wits. They have run out of options and must figure out what mystical power is shaping their future, before it’s too late. Just in time, they stumble across a young girl in Mary King’s Close. Muireall Chormaig is fighting with a city guard, trying to enter the blockaded street. Inside, her parents have been drugged. Supposedly, they have the plague. They will be left to die, their boarded-up house marked with a red cross, unless something changes. It is 19th March, 1561, the date engraved on Muireall Chormaig’s tombstone. The stakes are high. Kindred and Farraday waste no time rescuing Muireall. They also manage to save the close and all its occupants. The evil lord provost, Lucius Braxfield, is chased to the edge of the city but escapes towards Stirling. In a valley somewhere north of Linlithgow, he finally meets his bloody end. At
last, Farraday is released from the spell that’s held him
captive in ancient
Edinburgh. He hears again the whispering voices of a ghost tour
shuffling round
Mary King’s Close. But chooses to stay with his new friends,
in the middle of
the Middle Ages, rather than return to the twenty-first century.
Kindred is
accepted into the city’s guild of blacksmiths and looks
forward to a prosperous
future. Transported back in time by MUIREALL CHORMAIG’s
furious phantasm, FARRADAY enters a realm where life is cheap and those with
feline features are treated with suspicion. From a sixteenth century gutter, he
stares up at the bony ankles of a boy no more than a year older than him and
meows for his attention. KINDRED WARD, who has just arrived from London on the
morning tide, reaches down and strokes his ginger back. Together, they drift
through the cutthroat streets of Edinburgh, heading for the Severed Arms pub,
from where they’ll strike out on an adventure that will all but cost them their lives.
Whilst looking for a pair of hoodlums in Leith’s infamous Wine Quay, they uncover the illegal activities of a well-organised smuggling ring. Immediately, they set about exposing the guilty parties but the chain of command goes right to the top. The head of the city’s Trade Guilds, Edinburgh’s all-powerful Lord Provost, is behind the illicit importation of French Claret. LUCIUS BRAXFIELD, the most corrupt provost Edinburgh has ever had, is siphoning money from a hundred different sources to fund the building of his new home on the edge of town. ...A corrupt city official sells tickets to the ugly slaughter of an innocent teenage boy. But in the end, it's Farraday who steps forward, to exchange one of his nine cat's lives for that of his young master... Lucius is determined to silence
anyone who gets in his way and sends an assassin to kill Kindred, but it is
becoming increasingly difficult to see where Kindred’s life ends and Farraday’s
begins. By sending the vile assassin crashing through the rotten staircase of
their bijou residence, Farraday seems to have traded one of his nine lives for
that of his master. The Provost’s plans are thwarted and Kindred is left
bruised but alive. Next, Lucius Braxfield instructs
a slaughterhouse manager to set his two pet boars on Kindred. In a heavily
overlooked yard behind his busy premises, he sells tickets to Kindred’s last
battle with the savage animals. But once again, it is Farraday who exchanges a
cat’s life for his masters, allowing Kindred to flee the scene unharmed. Before long, Kindred has found
himself a sponsor and started working as a Blacksmith’s apprentice, but the
work dries up as the evil Provost squeezes every tradesman in town. Thankfully,
Kindred finds alternative employment with the captain of the Town Guard,
WILLIAM BLOODRAIL, carrying water for his brave men from the city’s bustling
wells, to their overcrowded barracks. While Kindred toils through the
Grassmarket, a yoke and two heavy buckets slung across his shoulders, Farraday
chases rats in the castle grounds or snoozes in the shade of a great yew tree.
The popular pair make a big impression with the residents of the castle,
improving conditions for the various regiments lodging there. And by providing
abundant clean water, and reducing the rodent population, they gain acceptance
in a tightly knit community. Kindred’s diligent labours are
rewarded still further when a young girl notices him at the well. Slowly and
from a distance, he falls in love with the beautiful ARABELLA, who works as a
maid for one of the city’s powerful judges. Eventually, they meet in a local
tavern (with Farraday acting as an unwilling chaperone) but their evening is
ruined by an ugly bunch of English mercenaries who harass them from the next
table. The FIFE ADVENTURERS have been brought to Scotland by the Provost to
tame the Highlands and Islands and deliver the fabled riches of the Orkneys to
the Capital. First though, Lucius Braxfield will ask them to tidy up a few
‘loose ends’ in his own backyard... Kindred and Farraday are unlucky
enough to be just two such ‘loose ends’ and so, are thrown off the Castle Rock
by the ruthless Adventurers. Another of Farraday’s lives is sacrificed to spare
that of Kindred’s as they plummet headfirst from the castle ramparts into a
giant manure pile off the King’s Stable Road. Thankfully, things settle down
for a while after that and the pair are able to concentrate on their jobs as
blacksmith’s apprentice, waterboy and rat-catcher. Then, as Farraday’s
curiosity draws them into the dark wynds and closes of the Fleshmarket, events
take a sinister turn. From a cellar window, they watch a crooked man throw a
bag of crying kittens over his shoulder. Hurriedly, he carries them to the
shores of the Nor’ Loch where they are unceremoniously sunk in it’s stagnant
and poisonous waters. From the steep banks, Farraday
and Kindred, watch in horror. The sack disappears beneath the surface, leaving
only a thin froth of bubbles to mark the place where the kittens disappeared.
Leaping into action, Kindred and Farraday rescue them but contract Typhoid in
the process. By the time they’ve both recovered, Farraday has only four lives left
to carry the two of them forwards. Lucius Braxfield discovers that
Kindred and Farraday are still alive when he sees them shopping in the busy
Lawnmarket and directs his chief mason, in charge of building his splendid new
home in the High Riggs, to capture ‘the damndest cat in all Edinburgh’. ‘I want that cat entombed in the
walls of my kitchen,’ he demands, ‘by the end of the week. Everyone knows good
luck flows from a wall with a dead cat in it!’ The stonemason promises he can
deliver the goods (because in the Middle Ages such cat-centric superstitions
were commonplace) and true to his word, catnaps Farraday the following
afternoon. Lucius takes delivery of the drugged animal on his estate a few
hours later, and immediately makes plans to have him cemented into place... Kindred and Arabella race to the
High Riggs to rescue Farraday but find only a pair of white kittens behind the
soft mortar of a newly built chimneybreast. They are just about to give up and
go home when they notice a bonfire burning in a nearby thicket. An evil band of
witches, in league with Lucius, have decided to feed Farraday to the flames
instead of interring him in the walls of his brand new, fully-fitted kitchen.
Another popular medieval custom suggested sprinkling the ashes of a cremated
cat into the foundations of a new house was every bit as lucky as bricking it
into the wall! Kindred and Arabella burst
through the smoke and trees just in the knick of time. They rescue Farraday but
are pursued by Lucius’ guards who seem to have been conjured, miraculously,
from the wood-smoke. Behind Kindred’s securely bolted garret door, he and his
cat finally relax but over the next few days, their health deteriorates.
Farraday’s tail, singed by the witch’s bonfire, becomes infected and he soon
surrenders yet another life. Kindred suffers too as his cat’s fifth bite of the
cherry ebbs away. The link between them is growing stronger as their fates
become ever more tightly enmeshed.
In
the meantime, William Bloodrail has decided that as captain of the Town Guard,
he cannot allow the Provost’s smuggling activities to continue. To this end, he
has formed a new regiment, known as the Town Searchers, to root out any corrupt
officials and impound their goods. The Searchers set off towards Leith’s bustling
Wine Quay with Kindred and Farraday in tow, to seize Claret barrels unloaded
without a proper Bill of Lading. But instead, they come face to face with the
Provost and his private army.
...Kindred and Farraday are
thrown into the Tolbooth's stinking dungeon. Before long they are starving to
death, when at last the Blacksmith Jonh Hermand finds them and pays off
their jailers.
They escape the city to stay with friends and
plot the
downfall of the evil Lord Provost...
The Provost’s men dispatch the
Searchers and throw Kindred and Farraday into the Tolbooth’s stinking jail. The
trumped-up charges they’re held on reek of government sleaze and council
corruption but there’s nothing anyone can do for them. After two weeks of
incarceration, they are literally starving to death when they hear of the
Provosts’ latest foul deeds. In the dead of night, he has despatched his
bloodthirsty militia to murder William Bloodrail in his own bed. Kindred and Farraday are still
reeling from this news, when the city’s chief protestant minister, JOHN KNOX,
enters their cell, ostensibly to read them their last rights. In a rotten
corner of the dilapidated Tolbooth he explains to them the error of their ways,
before taking off his hooded cassock, to reveal that he is in fact, none other
than Kindred’s best friend and sponsor, JOHN HERMAND. The three of them flee the city,
staying with friends in Linlithgow while they plan the fall of Lucius
Braxfield. Kindred is horrified when a revolting shiver in the pit of his
stomach announces the loss of yet another of Farraday’s nine lives, this time
caused by their lengthy stay in jail and the meagre rations the two of them
shared. He hates to think that in some way his continued survival is linked to
the dwindling number of lives his loyal cat has left, but is buoyed by the
plans he and John have made to bring down the corrupt Provost. A week later, they return to the
city at night, searching for evidence of Lucius’ underhand dealings and almost
by accident, stumble upon precisely that; a quiet, residential street besieged
by his private army. The Town Guards have been paid to help out too, sealing
off Mary Kings Close, consigning all its occupants to a slow and terrible
death. The Provost claims his actions are for the greater good of the city as
the poor people of the district are infected with the Plague. In fact, he wants
to build on the valuable land beneath their jumbled, tenement houses. The
architectural plans for the new Council Chambers lie open on his writing desk,
as the last nails are hammered into the doorframes of the condemned houses in
his way. Kindred, Farraday and their
friends manage to steal the plans and accuse the Provost of murder, but can’t
save the inhabitants of Mary Kings Close, at least not for the time being.
Instead, they march up to the great square in the shadow of St. Giles Kirk and
convince the assembled crowds of the Provost’s wickedness. Musketeers are summoned
to apprehend him but Lucius Braxfield escapes to the Girth Cross where he
claims sanctuary. At the same time, the crowd sweeps down into Mary Kings Close
and helps free all the wrongly imprisoned people from their boarded-up
dwellings. Chasing Lucius into the Lower
Canongate, Kindred, Farraday and their friends eventually catch him and clap
him in irons. But the wily provost bribes his jailers and drives away from the
city in his black carriage as the curfew bell tolls the hour. Soon though, the
arresting cry of ‘Stand and deliver!’ brings his coach to a shuddering halt on
the Stirling Road. At gunpoint, he bargains for his life but will never again
see the light of day. For the highwayman who has accosted him is none other
than Gillis Bloodrail, William Bloodrail’s long lost brother. Gillis has heard how the evil
Provost ordered the execution of his kinsman but still cannot bring himself to
kill him in cold blood. He shoots him in the leg instead; leaving him to the
mercy of the wolves he can hear howling in the nearby mountains. Turning his
back on the crippled Provost, he drives his money-laden coach back to
Edinburgh. In the rain-drenched streets of
the Scottish capital, the mysterious magical energy that transported Farraday
through time crackles back to life. Sparks fly as a young girl named Muireall
gives him a grateful hug for saving her life. His actions have spared her soul
more torment than she could possibly imagine and for that, she is eternally
grateful. Is it possible that this was the very reason Kindred and Farraday
were thrown together in the first place, to save her the horror of haunting
Mary Kings Close for five hundred years? It certainly seems that with
Muireall’s fate assured, Farraday is destined to return to the 21st century
once more. Unfortunately, he has fallen in love with Arabella’s tabby cat,
BONNIE and doesn’t want to go. At the very last minute, he jumps from
Muireall’s arms and breaks the spell that’s enveloped him, losing his
penultimate life in the process. Both Farraday and Kindred seem to suffer the
effects of this defiant act and fall into a heavy fever, which lasts for
several days. Thankfully, they recover at last
and with the Provost out of the way, Farraday’s ninth life looks set to last a
long time. Kindred senses the link between him and Farraday is now broken and
that his life is truly his own again. He recognises too what a miracle it is he
has survived his first year in Edinburgh. He is accepted into the city’s Guild
of Blacksmiths and looks forward to a prosperous future.
The driver of the little green van hit the brakes a fraction too late. His bonnet dipped, his tyres squealed and his passenger lurched forward in her seatbelt but there was no way he could have missed it… ...Calmly, Farraday licked his paws
and stepped into the morning sun, accepting the warm
admiration of the crowd. With the stateliness and grace
of a swan, he strutted from
the scene...
On the busy pavements either side of the road, bystanders froze, for an instant and closed their eyes. There was a thud, like the sound of a tennis racket smacking a wet ball. The van kangarooed to a standstill and its engine stalled. Then there was silence. Everyone within earshot peered morbidly into the shadows beyond the smoking nearside wheel. ‘Someone’ll have to tidy up the mess,’ thought the men. ‘Someone’ll miss him,’ thought the women. But they were all wrong because the young, ginger tom who’d leapt into the busy flow of traffic on Princes Street a moment earlier, hadn’t a scratch on him. Calmly, he licked his paws and stepped into the morning sun, accepting the warm admiration of the crowd. With the stateliness and grace of a swan, he strutted from the scene. ‘Careful next time please,’ his chilled eyes said as they caught those of the shaken driver, ‘you nearly cost me a life that time…’
![]() The procession of torch-bearing
soldiers thumping down the Royal Mile reminded Kindred Ward of a herd of
stampeding elephants clad in rusty body armour. No man was wearing more than a
heavy kilt, with a plaid over his shoulder, but each had arms and legs like
tree trunks. They marched through the drizzle towards Edinburgh Castle as if
they’d happily have carried on for another hundred miles without a break. Some
had pikes, others had swords, but none had any regard for anyone or anything
that got in their way. Kindred edged out of sight. His
legs were tired, his belly was empty and his fingers were blue with cold. He’d
been travelling hard for days. He desperately wanted a place to rest but knew
he’d be lucky to find one. A room was being prepared for him, he’d paid a
months rent for it upfront. But his landlady had said it wouldn’t be ready
until after lunch. ‘One-bed, one-bog, one day’s notice,’ she’d said simply. Did he regret leaving London in
such a hurry? No, he hadn’t had much choice. Did he regret choosing to make the
bulk of his journey by boat then? No, not really, the North Sea had been calm
and the merchants he’d travelled with from Pickleherring Quay had been decent
enough folk. Still, if he’d known a week ago his quest for a new life ‘up
North’ was going to be this tough, he’d have made a will before he left! ‘You there!’ shouted a
barrel-shaped man from his ground floor window. ‘On your way.’ Kindred ducked instinctively but
it was too late, he knew his clumsy movements had only served to give away his
exact location. ‘Go on!’ the man continued, heckling him from his vantage point
several yards away, off to his right somewhere, ‘Get yourself gone!’ Kindred
caught a glimpse of him through the spokes of a giant cartwheel. ‘The jowls of
his chin flapped about,’ he thought, ‘like the gaping sails of a big ship,
whenever he spoke.’ ‘Sorry,’ Kindred called out,
standing up suddenly. He didn’t know what he was going to say next, to make
this man leave him alone, but he had to try something. ‘This yours?’ he asked
innocently, pointing to a pile of rotten wood and rusty iron pretending to be a
haywagon right in front of him. ‘I’ll keep an eye on it for you, if you like?’
he offered. ‘I assume it’s yours? A fine twin-axle model eh? Would I be right
in saying it was last serviced about a year ago?’ ‘More like ten years,’ he
thought quietly to himself, but telling the truth was unlikely to win him any
friends in the present circumstances. The man leaned further out of his window,
letting his fat belly spill onto the cracked sill. ‘Clear off!’ he warned
Kindred clearly. ‘Or I’ll have you flogged.’ Kindred pulled himself
completely out of sight now, drawing his long coat tightly around him. Not an
inch of him showed around the edges, but the man didn’t care how invisible that
made him, he was determined to be rid of him. He left his window and came
immediately to his front door. He was holding an ash pan in both hands, full of
glowing hot coals. ‘Now get lost,’ he barked. He
stepped irritably over his threshold and marched straight across the street.
Kindred was crouched (quite pathetically) in the gutter, half in and half out
of the thin brazier light falling, like the rain, from above. ‘Get lost or I’ll
set them sorry rags you’re standing in alight!’ the man demanded one final
time. Kindred recognised, regretfully,
that at last the game was up. Sniffing and shivering like a wet dog he tipped
himself forward, falling unsteadily off his heels and began to walk away. The
only place he had left to go was the crowded street he’d found so frightening
five minutes ago. He’d decided to seek refuge from it, for fear he’d be
trampled to death by the hordes of people thronging through it. Now he had no
choice. The pavements were overflowing
with people as before, like reeds pushed to the side of a churning river. It
was a mad crush of nameless bodies, with the army calving a swathe right
through the heart of it. Hats, wigs, capes and shawls disguised every face, so
that Kindred felt distrust brewing in the pit of his stomach. A shallow gutter caught him off
guard as he struggled to keep his head up. His foot sank into it and his ankle
twisted round. Unable to stop himself falling, he cried out but no one was
about to offer him a helping hand. He rolled awkwardly into the path of a
passing shirehorse. Its hooves pummelled the mud
either side of his narrow shoulders. ‘Was this the end for him?’ he wondered.
‘It was certainly a miserable way to go...’ Luckily at the very last second, he
caught a break. The rider dug his spurs into the horse’s soft flank and instead
of driving him face-first into the mud, it swerved and whinnied. Kindred
slithered instinctively away, keeping his arms close by his sides. He thought he’d made it, thought
he’d survived, when a sudden volley of canon fire frightened the stupid animal
right back on top of him. It bore down on him this time, a retired army nag
with fat, slobbery lips pealed back to reveal a menacing row of yellowed teeth.
‘Edinburgh had him at its
mercy,’ he thought as he lay there, waiting to have the life squeezed out of
him by a size-nine horseshoe. He recalled briefly the door to his bedroom in
Threadneedle Street, where he was born and where he’d spent by far the best
five years of his childhood. How he wished he could just push it open now and
flop down on the comfy mattress in the corner. The smell of fusty wigs from the
wigmaker’s shop below came to him unbidden, and he drank it in, long and
lingering. But the image and the smell were soon gone again, leaving only the
rushing sound of water in a nearby drain and the sniffing of an impatient horse
in his ear. Kindred had turned fourteen the
very day he’d left London. His mum wasn’t yet used to the idea he could tie his
own shoelaces, when he’d decided he had to make a break for it. But
circumstances beyond his control had forced his hand. He had no choice but to
strike out on his own. What would she think if she could see him now,
spread-eagled in the mud, with everything but his internal organs soaked and
stained? He cowered lower, praying the
shirehorse’s great, grey head would pull itself back but it didn’t. Instead, it
breathed a plume of white vapour into his tired eyes and crunched on its heavy
bit. It seemed to be weighing up whether or not it was worth the effort of
crushing his feeble pelvis. Its armoured rider barked orders to the rest of his
regiment and they caught up with him. Kindred was soon surrounded by a
sea of crashing hooves. He couldn’t help flinching and wincing with every heavy
footfall. He began to edge away again on his knuckles and knees, only daring to
move one limb at a time. But it was hopeless; a cry went up, spurs bit into
horseflesh and everywhere front legs punched the air. In an instant, the road
turned itself inside out, becoming a dense, dirty spray. And Kindred knew his
number was up. He froze, his heart in his
mouth, listening to a legion of horses break into a hard gallop, wondering when
exactly the deathblow would come. But incredibly, miraculously, it did not.
Somehow, he had remained completely unharmed. The yawning castle-keep at the
end of the street gobbled up the riders, and in an instant, all was silent
again. Another minute later, Kindred’s
shoulders finally relaxed. Once he’d got his breath back too, he headed for the
crowded nearside of the street. Other riders were already pouring through the
gates in the lower city wall and it was not safe to linger, even for a moment,
in the middle of the road. Kindred reached the edge of the
crude medieval sidewalk just in time. These new riders, he could see, were no
more likely to steer carefully around him than the fierce, armour-clad ones
who’d gone before. Dressed in purple robes, the colour of mountain heather,
these men wore their hair long, raking it back off their shadowy foreheads into
flowing pony-tails that bounced as they rode, like their horse’s manes. Their
swords glinted in the light of more braziers protruding from the many lintels
and window-frames that lined their path. They were clearly a brutal bunch, more
brutal perhaps than even the last lot had been. But they were also a richer,
wealthier looking lot. These knights had gold brocade sewn into the seams of
their garments, and gold inlay worked into the hilts of their heavy weapons. Kindred shuffled aside to let
them pass with plenty of room to spare. His jaw dropped open as they thundered
by, still not more than an inch or two from the end of his nose. ‘Was that a
king, or a duke at least he had spied in their midst?’ He froze, staring
wide-eyed through their shifting bodies, trying to catch another glimpse of
him. There, in the very middle of the group, was a noble figure with a
countenance quite unlike any of the others. He turned briefly to face Kindred,
and to Kindred’s utter amazement, he saw it was not a king, nor even a man come
to that! But rather a beautiful woman, dressed for battle. Hoof, hair and bristling muscle
charged ever onwards, towards the castle. Kindred began to realise he wasn’t
wanted on the pavement any more than he had been in the alley, or on the
street. What could he do and where could he go to hide this time? Steel-grey
eyes belonging to perfect strangers began to seek him out, boring their way
inside his head, willing him to disappear, or at the very least, drop dead on
the spot. His own eyes sought out the broken haywagon again, outside the house
of the angry man with the bucket of hot coals. Somehow, he knew he had to make
his way over to it – to Hell with his threats. His legs worked automatically
and steadily he began to pick and dodge his way towards it. Before long, he was
standing beside it once more, wondering whether third degree burns was a fair
price to pay for a safe perch. He noticed, with great relief,
that the curtains in the angry man’s front windows were drawn, and there wasn’t
a puff of smoke coming out of his chimney. Hopefully, he’d gone back to bed.
There was a blanket and by the looks at least three bushels of straw covering
the floor of the wagon. Maybe he too could get a bit of well-earned sleep
before dawn? He tested his legs but found they were about as responsive as a
pair of soggy, over-stretched springs. He gathered himself, then rather
inelegantly levered his limp torso over the wagon’s high side and kind of fell
in. He slumped to the bottom, turning onto his back straight away to stare up
at the lonely stars. Someone drifted by on the same side of the road but did
not look in. He smelt their musty clothes and sweaty body as they whistled
past. ‘Thank God, they weren’t the observant type,’ he thought. The wagon
rocked gently from side to side on its twisted axle as the morning breeze
stiffened slightly. And, all at once, Kindred began to feel drowsy. He inhaled deeply, swallowing as if he expected he could swallow
his troubles and reached out for that moth-eaten blanket to cover him. That was
when he realised he wasn’t the only one with designs on a few hours quiet kip
in the haywagon. A mongrel dog, curled somewhere behind him, had sniffed him
out and was moving towards him. It snapped and spat as it came,
like a well-oiled fire devouring the floorboards of the wagon. Its tail whipped
to and fro like a mace, and its bark rang out, like thunder in his ears. He
felt, once again, that his life was in real danger; ‘Did the pace of things
never ease round here?’ he scoffed. Slobber dripped off the dog’s
long canines. It fell in pools onto the streaked timber beneath it as Kindred
hauled himself back upright. Rabid beasts were low on his list of things to
fight before he turned fifteen, but it didn’t look like he had any choice. The
animal prowled round the edge of its lair, sizing him up. It had him exactly
where it wanted him and it seemed to know it. It was obviously going to enjoy
this... Kindred decided this time there
could be no running and hiding, he was going to have to face his enemy, head
on. He threw caution to the wind and, trusting his body had the necessary
reserves to pull off the stunt, dived straight at the dog’s legs. The barrow
tilted on its wobbly axle and he swept forwards, even faster than he’d
expected, racing towards it, out of control. The dog’s eyes sparkled
expectantly. It could almost taste the blood pumping round Kindred’s bruised
body. But as the pitch of the barrow altered again, so did the animal’s fierce
expression. Suddenly it looked confused and bewildered. Kindred’s head was
coming towards it with all the force and pace of a bowling ball, and in a flash
it realised there was no way it could ever react in time. A split second later, Kindred
swept into its legs and knocked it clean off its feet. It wheeled over, onto
its bony back, and groaned in obvious pain. He wondered whether he’d broken its
neck, he’d certainly heard an ominous crack as it fell. Not that he cared much,
either way, so long as it stayed put for five minutes. He dragged himself to
one side of the wagon while the dog whimpered like a puppy and licked its
wounds. Its tail got caught in its sodden blanket. Kindred knew it would have to
kick and writhe around to work itself loose. It looked suddenly pathetic, like
a beetle squirming in treacle. He considered taking out his pocket-knife and
slitting its throat, out of kindness. But he was too tired and too desperate to
bother. An open window above and behind
him screamed for his attention. It was fairly ten feet away from the edge of
the cart and no bigger than a dustbin lid, but he felt, if he gave it
everything he had left, he could probably reach it. The dog’s eyes bulged. It’s
claws extended from its twitching, leathery paws, desperate to snag him with
one last, desperate effort. But it was too late, it had lost this battle.
Kindred was away, leaping high into the air, putting the beast’s stinking den
behind him; stretching far into the blackness, where he was sure he was about
to find a solid, stone window ledge just waiting for him. ~ A tatty piece of curtain flapped
around his shoulder and he knew he was safe. With all the fury and desire of a
down, but not quite out boxer, he grabbed a hold of it and gave it a sharp tug.
Luckily, the curtain was suspended from some pretty meaty curtain rings,
threaded along a serious chunk of Caledonian fur. The whole thing bore his
weight easily and he slipped inside. Pale and shaking, he dropped gratefully
into the safety of the dark room beyond. At once, Kindred could see he
was in some kind of larder or pantry. Bottles of wine and kegs of beer were
stacked to the ceiling all around him. Outside, musket shots echoed across the
city. He heard voices raised in alarm, then the dog’s painful howling in the
lull that followed after. His blood ran ice cold, his coat hung across his back
in tatters dripping blood and oily water on the floor, his heart still beat
like a drum in his chest but he knew nothing could reach him in here. At least
for the moment, he felt he could take a little time out to recover himself,
letting Mother Nature work her magic on his shattered body. He’d been walking, riding or
sailing for so many days he’d forgotten what it was like to relax. Every muscle
he’d ever heard of (and quite a few he hadn’t) seemed to be aching at the same
time. His eyelids were as heavy as two barn doors. He let them close and in so
doing, relinquished all control of his stressed internal organs and weakened
limbs. They immediately shut down, taking his mind with them, and he quickly
fell into a deep and dreamless sleep; the first sleep he’d had in ages that
hadn’t felt forced. Lying between two bulging sacks
of barley, Kindred’s torso and head were well hidden. The city throbbed with
death and danger all around him, but he would not wake for several hours. When
he did finally stir, the soldiers had gone and the first Scottish sunrise he’d
ever experience was in full swing on the horizon. ~ ‘Jugs an’ Basins!’ shouted a
monstrous man on the street below. He must have been seven feet tall with
ridiculous, wiry-yellow hair that fell halfway down his super-sized back. ‘Get
your jugs an’ basins ‘ere!’ He had a few pieces of earthy-brown pottery laid
out on a trestle table in front of him. One of them was half full of a
scum-topped, dark brown liquid; the other half seemed to have leaked out the
bottom already... ‘Port, Whisky, Claret!’ shouted
another man from the steps of a great church opposite. He was a midget, a tiny
Irish leprechaun of a man, with a voice he could project like a town crier.
‘Come on; spend your money while you’ve got it!’ he bellowed. ‘Feelin’ short, sniff the
captain’s port. Think the port smells risky, sup
a dram o’ whisky. Or, sick as a parrot, down a
slug o’ Claret!’ Under a starched awning nearby,
squatted an obese woman with a string of chicken bones around her concertinaed
neck. Kindred assumed she was some sort of soothsayer. A curled pigeon feather
floated lazily past his window and as his gaze followed it, a thousand
different sights and sounds assaulted him. The mud-heaving streets of
central, Medieval Edinburgh burst into life, right there and then, outside his
window. Ox-drawn wagons stuffed with crude, wooden crates rattled past at a
hundred miles an hour. Stooped women, wearing patchwork rags, drew water from
wells like clustered Texan oil dereks on overdrive. And gentlemen in smart blue
tunics splashed, ankle-deep through puddles towards the sprawling castle. Kindred was spellbound. He could
almost hear the worn cobblestones sinking deeper and deeper into the oozing
mud. He stayed exactly where he was for an age, soaking up the raw energy of
the city. Eventually though, his growling stomach dragged him from his seat
high up, in the lap of the gods, over mighty Edinburgh. He followed his nose
into the next room and down an open flight of wooden stairs into a dingy, spit
and sawdust pub called ‘The Severed Arms.’ ~ ‘Mind your heads,’ suggested
Roger Leadly. Roger’s body was leggy, like a plant stem that had long-ago
bolted for a distant shard of sunlight. He had a beard that made him look like
a professor, though in fact he was anything but. The latest clutch of tourists
in his charge entered the room after him. ‘Come on,’ he encouraged them, ‘we
can all squeeze in. This used to be a pub you know, called the Severed Arms…’ People with their eyes pressed to
viewfinders or their fingers fiddling for spare batteries in their pockets
smiled and nodded at him. Roger had worked on ‘The Scary City Ghost Tour’ for
several seasons now. He knew the drill. First, you turned the listless little
devils white with fear, feeding them terrifying stories of pain and suffering
in old Edinburgh. Then you dragged them down, down into its dark heart, the
claustrophobic confines of Mary King’s Close, and let their imaginations do the
rest. ‘We’re thirty feet below the
tarmac and tyres of the modern-day city,’ he gestured upwards. ‘That’s thirty
feet of buckled walls, earth and decay. Thirty feet of grizzly, gruesome
history,’ he said dramatically. ‘This is the street you’ve heard about, the
street that time forgot. The street that was buried for centuries and then
rediscovered in the early eighties. Accept no imitations. This is, the truly
unique Street of Sorrows.’ Roger stroked the beams of the
building he was slowly circling. ‘Has anyone sensed a presence in here yet?’ he
asked casually. His party lifted their heads to
him expectantly. This was terror tourism sure, but they still expected to be
spoon-fed their information, rather than find anything out for themselves. ‘In this room?’ Roger went on. No one spoke. ‘There’s supposed to be a ghost.
Legend has it, a young girl died in here when the Black Death swept through the
street in the middle of the sixteenth century.’ His audience looked around,
uneasily like children in the queue for Terror Tower at Disney. For no good
reason, many of them drew their zips up to their necks or fastened the top
buttons on their fleece-lined jackets. Roger grinned inwardly. ‘A
professional clairvoyant was down here,’ he was just getting warmed up. He
could feel his juices beginning to flow. ‘Not that long ago actually. And she
insisted this room was the home of a really unhappy spirit. She spoke to it as
a matter of fact!’ People on the edge of the group
stepped towards Roger now, not even conscious they were doing it. He’d seen it
happen a hundred times before; a triumph of instinct over reason. ‘Don’t worry,’ he reassured
them. ‘I’ve never seen her myself, and I’ve spent many hours wandering around
down here. I’ve poked my nose in where it wasn’t wanted; down a narrow shaft,
through a plaster wall, and never sniffed out so much as a dead rat. Mind you,’
his eyes narrowed, ‘I know other guides who’ve felt things, or heard things, in
here. In this very space.’ He rolled his eyes. ‘I even know one woman who quit,
on the spot, because of what she saw, right over there,’ he pointed. An elderly woman’s face fell as
his finger sought out the spot where her husband was standing. ‘Walter!’ she
snapped. ‘Come out of there. Walter!’ she reached out and grabbed his
shirtsleeve. ‘You’re in the way!’ Walter shuffled apologetically
towards the centre of the room. ‘Sorry,’ he mumbled. ‘Dropped my lens cap.’ ‘The candles and flowers you see
in the corner,’ Roger Leadly deftly directed the group’s attention to a shrine
in an alcove opposite the main door, ‘were left by other visitors, all for the
ghost. So you see how it’s captured their collective imagination. They wanted
to be sure she had something to play with if ever she got bored. The doll, I
think, is of particular interest.’ Everyone moved around. They
wanted to see this doll especially. Some of them had heard about it on the
television. ‘The doll,’ Roger continued in a
voice that could easily have been adapted to plug movies in movie theatres up
and down the country, ‘was left by the clairvoyant herself. Apparently, the
number of sightings has dropped significantly since then, so maybe it’s
working, cheering the wee girl up a bit?’ Roger ushered his group into the
next chamber. ‘Fancy a pint?’ he said, making a joke, albeit a rather weak one,
‘…because this room used to be the bar…’ A few people stayed behind, ogling the
doll for a second or two longer. Roger’s voice grew fainter. Soon, there were
only two people left, trying to photograph themselves with the doll by holding
their camera at arms length in front of them. When they left, the room was
completely empty. The group trundled on, their
overlapping conversations eventually turning into a distant chatter. Now there
was hardly a sound to break the silence of the cursed box room with the child’s
shrine in it. The little doll on the shelf watched and waited until everyone
was gone, before blinking and letting out a shallow breath. She lay, as she had done all the
time the tour party had been there, prone in front of a gaudy bouquet of artificial
flowers, her sequined dress catching the light from the end of the corridor
every now and then. For a moment, nothing around her moved. The room was as
perfectly still and silent as a tomb. And then, beneath a glassless window
frame, a furry ear twitched. A smudge of ginger, with paws as soft as silk,
crept from its hiding place and sniffed at her. For the first time this year, a
cat had managed to join a Scary City Ghost Tour, just as it began to descend
into Mary King’s Close. And this cat’s name just happened to be Farraday. Farraday was a regular house cat
with big, flat paws, a wide jaw and a flash of white on his chest. This flash,
tucked right into the nape of his neck, was a funny shape, like a blacksmith’s
anvil. But apart from that, he could have been anyone’s Marmalade or Tigger. He
was nothing much to look at, quite your average mongrel pussy-cat really. When he slept, on the bleached,
laminate floor of his owner’s conservatory, he was a picture of suburban calm
and tranquillity. He wasn’t lazy, but neither was he a particularly big fan of
exercise. This was the first time, in fact, he’d ever ventured below the tired
streets of Edinburgh, in search of food. Little did he know now, it would
almost certainly be his last. ‘Mary King’s Close was
interesting,’ he thought idly, ‘but no more interesting than a number of narrow
wynds he knew of up top. He couldn’t think why he’d ever bother coming back
down here. There weren’t nearly enough over-ripe litter bins to sniff at for a
start!...’ The empty husks of long-dead
moths and woodlice circled around him as he swished his tail nervously about.
Cold brick, dry dirt and brittle timber seemed to be all that was around to
explore. He tested every nook and cranny for an attractive scent, but all he found
was the smell of cheap, duty-free perfume and cigar smoke left by the tourists. Until of course, he discovered
the shrine in the corner, the cluttered shrine the clairvoyant had started for
the unfortunate plague girl. The two brown eyes of the baby doll in the corner
caught his eye in particular. They seemed to be poking fun at him, though even
Farraday knew this was quite impossible. Still, his clumsy attempts to scratch
out a rat or a mouse from somewhere secret seemed to have amused it. He
scowled. The tour party moved away, even further along the corridor and
Farraday was left completely alone with the beady-eyed doll. He sidled past it,
deliberately rubbing his cheek across the hem of its starched dress. Marked with that unique blend of
musk and dried cat food he was especially proud of, it would be easily
recognisable as his plaything in future. Perhaps its eyes would leave him alone
now he’d labelled it as his own too. But no sooner had he finished spraying its
left foot from a healthy distance with urine, than the atmosphere of the whole
room darkened. A breeze stirred the mildew air. Farraday shivered, which wasn’t
something he did very often and took a step backwards. One of the candles on
the shrine fell over, making him jump. And the doll… well the doll actually
appeared to wink at him! He sniffed (cautiously he’d have
to admit) at its dimpled cheeks. Plastic, nail polish and of course cat pee
were all that he could smell. He sat beside it for a moment, planning his next
move, when a muted scream actually seemed to waft out of its full, red lips. He
couldn’t believe it. The scream began to climb the walls around him. What was
going on? He shrank nervously into himself, hoping if he closed his eyes for a
second or two, then opened them again, everything would be all right. But it
wasn’t. Instead, the scream got louder
and louder and louder. While at the same time, it’s pitch rose higher and
higher and higher. Until, all at once, it was a blood-curdling shriek in his
ears. What on earth was it? He began to fret. Swirling and circling through the
window, into the street and back again, the sound came at him like an angry
wasp. It danced over his head and swooped through his legs. It was clearly
tormenting him, hoping it could drive him away with its one note, resonating in
his head like a jackhammer. It could hardly get any worse, and he knew
instinctively if he could have run from it he would. But he could see quite
well from where he stood, the gate that led to the surface was locked tight
shut. Unsure what to do then, he
hissed and clawed at the glitter-painted doll, assuming, in some way, it was
responsible for everything. The veins behind his eyes started to throb
painfully. In frustration, he grabbed the toy in his mouth and shook it. But
this had precisely the opposite effect to the one he’d been hoping for. Now an
insane howling began to drip from the ceiling, clawing at every fibre of
Farraday’s body. His spine arched and his long tail extended. An invisible
force pushed him backwards, so that he fell awkwardly to the floor. His paw
stuck fast in the head of the doll and the mood of the room darkened even
further. Blue lights crackled in the air,
the temperature dropped and a thin mist began to envelope him. Farraday tumbled
backwards, over his own feet. He felt he was being dragged away somewhere, but
where? His head hit a stone and his mind clouded over. Consciousness slipped
away from him and he was left helpless and exposed, upturned like a beetle. Around him, the room changed.
The floor melted into a pool of stars, the ceiling evaporated into a seamless
velvet drape, the walls parted, folding back on themselves and the fireplace
retreated as far as the far distant horizon. When Farraday finally awoke, all
he could see was a wooden torch, flickering against a stone wall and a cold,
black space pricked with stars where a No Flash Photography sign had been. To his surprise, he heard the
sound of laughter through a low archway opposite him. He got to his feet and
walked slowly towards it, passing a ladder and a wet paintbrush on the way. A
building, by the looks of it a dingy, spit and sawdust pub lay before him.
There was a brand new sign over the doorway but Farraday had never learnt to
read so was unable to tell what it said. Still, the illustration beneath the
scrolling letters made a lasting impression on his addled brain. It was of a
swollen, human hand, hanging limply from a slashed human arm. The shoulders
were missing, the arm ending in a mess of tendons and muscle. A severed arm,
you might say. The pub was open for business.
The noise coming from inside was incredible. And oh yes, there was a date
daubed on the wall, just below the wavy line of fresh, white paint. The year
read one, five, six, one; or fifteen sixty-one if you knew how to talk person.
Just 447 years earlier than it had been five minutes ago then… ~ Farraday tried to steady his
nerves and edged inside the pub. There were an awful lot of bare legs and big
boots trampling about, beyond the tight doorway. He weaved his way through
them, looking for a safe place to sit and watch the strange goings-on of the
even stranger folk occupying the building. These were not the same people he’d
been exploring the Close with earlier, they were a whole different breed it
seemed, far more like monster-people than roly-poly people. ‘A full measure!’ demanded one
man, a burly, pale-skinned specimen (bigger than three normal people) standing
eight rows back, but facing the bar. ‘Never had any complaints,’
yelled the barmaid over the heads of a dozen more drinkers, swaying and singing
in front of her. She pulled a pint, her blackened teeth threatening to fall out
of her mouth, into the tankard the whole time and held it out ready. ‘Come on! No scrimping!’ he
bellowed. ‘I need a proper drink. A big, fat drink like the ones you give your
regulars.’ He was bald, with a wart on his neck the size of a golf ball.
Farraday doubted he had a conservatory at home, let alone a radiator with a
soft cat basket underneath it... The girl behind the bar raised
her thick eyebrows at him, then overflowed his two-pint, pewter jug over her sweaty,
sandal-clad feet. ‘Sup up then,’ she said, catching a coin he’d tossed in her
general direction, ‘and you can squeeze another one in after that.’ The man grunted and marched away
to his table. Reversing into his seat, he caught someone with his elbow. ‘Watch
where you’re goin’!’ he swore loudly. Farraday cowered behind a sturdy chair
leg, waiting to see what happened next. But to his surprise, the boy he’d
clouted so carelessly round the ear did not respond. He was wearing a stained ruff, a
mangled hat and a torn pair of leggings setting him apart from the rest of the
crowd, who were mostly wearing slack cotton trousers and open shirts. The hilt
of a sword poked up from the folds of his coat, but he did not reach for it. ‘Sorry,’ he said, bowing low at
the waist. His coat dropped back still further, revealing a second blade lashed
to his leg. Small and sinewy, the boy had a steely quality as plain and easy to
see as the piercing green eyes glowing either side of his dirty nose. He seemed
determined not to make a scene though.
The
murmur of conversation returned to the smoky booths dividing the pub into
sections. And the low, black beams that leant the whole place a furtive air,
retreated again into the ceiling. Farraday let his tail brush someone’s leg and
relaxed, just a little.
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